| Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life. |
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| I am going to begin training for the next casting call of "Wipeout". If I can pass that, my next stop will be Japan for "Ninja Warrior".
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| Laugh, cry. Despair, hope. Wait, wish, build, fly.
I am not a woman known for her patience or love. This ought to get my name on the board, even just in the corner there.
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1. My baby was featured on the Daily Puppy
I realized it was so hard to write a paragraph about what made my dog
so beloved to me...these things cannot be contained in words. So I
ended up writing a retarded paragraph. Still, the comments crack me up.
If they only knew.
2. I went surfing this morning with the
founder of the Cal surf club. He found me on Facebook. On the way home,
he asked, "So I saw your last name is Zoidberg. Interesting, you don't
look half-white." And he was dead serious. I had a hard time
controlling the car because I was laughing so hard.
3. Face
got me an iPod shuffle for Christmas. I love it and I love him, but I
also have a Creative Zen as well as a phone that plays mp3s. Do I
really need this extra toy? But I can't bring myself to say, "No
thanks. I don't need this." What do I do? It's a gift! I love gifts!
4. I am about a week away from being a Cal grad. HOMGPANIC.
5. I'm going to miss everyone and everything here. |
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| I can't do anything right!
This love has taken its toll on me.
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